Mom-in-the-making Mugs

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Are we there yet?

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

Mother Nature

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

The Elephant in the Womb

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

Open other end

'You're due in September, however, since you're not mentally ready, let's make it October!'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

In the club.

Congratulations! When are you due?

Baby on Board

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

'My mom's natural state when she isn't working or driving us around.'

Maternity Hospital

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'I'm on the way!'