Bride-to-be Delight Pillows

Pachelbel at weddings

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Wedding Fayre

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

The Aisle

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

'Don't worry too much about it dear, just say I do and we can get on with the honeymoon.'

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

Last night of freedom.

"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."

'I will subject to certain conditions...'

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

Bridal bootcamp

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

'Jim called to say he apologizes to you and the 300 guests, but he'll have to marry you next week instead. He totally forgot he made plans to go to a boat show this weekend.'

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

'Last seen running away from St. Paul's Church...'

"They're flight attendants."

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

'Hang on a minute! I'm suposed to be the best man.'

"I do, and so does he."

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

Wedding Special: Buy one get your next one free

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'