Bride-to-be Delight Pillows

Pachelbel at weddings

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Wedding Fayre

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

The Aisle

'Don't worry too much about it dear, just say I do and we can get on with the honeymoon.'

Last night of freedom.

"She's registered at Salomon Smith Barney."

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

'I will subject to certain conditions...'

Bridal bootcamp

'Do you cater weddings?' Why the groom is never put in charge of anything.

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"Please put the ring on her finger, Mr Stroodel - I'm sure she'll give you a receipt after the service."

Training the Bride's Train Bearers

'Jim called to say he apologizes to you and the 300 guests, but he'll have to marry you next week instead. He totally forgot he made plans to go to a boat show this weekend.'

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

"They're flight attendants."

'Last seen running away from St. Paul's Church...'

'Darling, you look like a .... princess!'

Bride getting ready for her wedding.

'Hang on a minute! I'm suposed to be the best man.'

"I do, and so does he."

'I'm practicing carrying you over the threshold for our honeymoon night.'

Wedding Special: Buy one get your next one free

What's the matter, baby? Henry says he's an atheist, Mum. He doesn't believe in hell. Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is.

"So what if he's not the man of your dreams. The 'Times' is going to be there."