Mother Of Techies T-Shirts

"He needs his five-a-day."

Polly txt speak

The cell phone soother for life.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Downloading Pregnancy

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

cuPad

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

The Plasmas.

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

Cybernetics Research Lab.

'Congatulations! It's a PDA!'

Pregnancy and Laptops

"Lemonade App: $1"

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

'I need some tech support here!'

'That's my boy! An A+ in 'spell-checking'!'

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

Computer dating.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"Daddy, I'm all grown up now, and I'm leaving to start a life of my own."

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

'She can't answer when I call, but she loves the ring tone.'

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

Our genius techie kid is hacking your bank account while your read this.

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."

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