Mother Of Techies Mugs

"He needs his five-a-day."

Polly txt speak

The cell phone soother for life.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Downloading Pregnancy

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Keep in mind, some assembly is required.'

cuPad

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

The Plasmas.

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

Cybernetics Research Lab.

'Congatulations! It's a PDA!'

Pregnancy and Laptops

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"Lemonade App: $1"

'I need some tech support here!'

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"Aww, look. Baby just seeped her first credit card!"

"I'll plug you in, tell you a bedtime algorithm, then LEDs out."

'That's my boy! An A+ in 'spell-checking'!'

Computer dating.

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"Daddy, I'm all grown up now, and I'm leaving to start a life of my own."

"Well, look at him, he's just a chip from inside the ol' bot!"

"How many times did I tell you? Don't put the outdated chargers in the drawer for broken headphones."

"This app helps you create expletives during labor for reproach, vilification and revilement."

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

The AdRams Family no.33 - The AdRams family

"What a day. I played tag, a yucky girl kissed me, and I got the school's computers back online."