Mother Nature Hacker Gifts

"I'm trying to hack into Mother Nature's computer so I can make it snow. I have some serious TV binge watching to do, so I need the snow days."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Gadget geek.

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Wallpapering with Nails

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"Never marry an engineer."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Life if so much simpler since we called Family Ref.'

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

"Sure I remember you. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a username, pin or password."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Why is he always fooling around with plants? He wants to be a robotanist!

Golf Hil Divot

Changing the Lightbulb.

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

Secrets of Adulthood.

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Finally, I found a good use for that leak.

'Clothes-dryer Messiah.'

'Don't ask questions, Margaret -- Just get Bill Gates on the phone!'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

Idea! Waste it on someone else. I know how I can spend my spare time now that my work hours have been cut. Citizen journalist. What did you know and when did you know it?! Oh brother.

Hacked by Pacific Rim

"Barry can hack anything...including out lunch."

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"