Mother Lovers Gifts

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

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1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

celebrating a birth.

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

Fitness Programme for babies

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"Use your inside scream."

"He looks just like your husband."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Mother CareBaby Gap

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'