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1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

celebrating a birth.

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

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A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"He looks just like your husband."

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

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'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

"Use your inside scream."

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

Toys in the DVD Player.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.