Morning Lovers Mugs

Don't be Alarmed Clock

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

All-Day Breakfast

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Choice hellhole

Waking Up With Rooster.

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Time for pancakes!

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone."