Morning Banter Lover Mugs

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

An Archeologic Dig

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

'Household water use'

The Gilmore Girls

Cold caller.

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'Here comes Ted.'

STILL LIVES - Double Head Match: 'I think we're a match made in heaven.' 'It seems more like the the work of the Devil to me!'

Can't stand him. He really gets on my nerves, he does. Old curmudgeon embarrassing himself like that."

"I may have bird legs but at least I don't have crow's feet."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"I'll have a Maker's Mark, and she'll have a shot at being the mother she never was."

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"Dang it."

'I do hope you enjoy your birthday lie-in, dear.'

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

'Have we met someplace? Yes, that's why I quit going there.'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

'You can't make a wit out of two half wits.'

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.''