Morning Lover Mugs

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

'Where do you keep the coffee cups, the sugar, the cream, the two eggs over light, and the morning paper?'

"If you like it, there's more on the kitchen."

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

"I want you to know there's a song in my heart this morning."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

Future garbage truck driver.

Spring Training

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

All-Day Breakfast

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Choice hellhole

Waking Up With Rooster.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!