Morning Lover T-Shirts

"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."

'Where do you keep the coffee cups, the sugar, the cream, the two eggs over light, and the morning paper?'

"If you like it, there's more on the kitchen."

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

"I want you to know there's a song in my heart this morning."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

Future garbage truck driver.

Spring Training

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

All-Day Breakfast

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Choice hellhole

Waking Up With Rooster.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

You give me butterflies