Morning Show Lover T-Shirts

'It's for breakfast viewers.'

Trial by Media

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

All-Day Breakfast

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Choice hellhole

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'