Morning Lovers Pillows

Don't be Alarmed Clock

You wake up and face the crack of dawn. I wake up and face the crack of Ralph.

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

All-Day Breakfast

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Waking Up With Rooster.

Choice hellhole

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Time for pancakes!

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'