Misty Morning Lovers Pillows

Vanity artist

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Future garbage truck driver.

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

All-Day Breakfast

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Choice hellhole

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Happy St Pancakes Day

Time for pancakes!

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."