Misty Morning Lovers Pillows

Vanity artist

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Future garbage truck driver.

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

All-Day Breakfast

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Choice hellhole

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

Happy St Pancakes Day

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Time for pancakes!

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."