Motel Magician Gifts

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Team Leader

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Time Is Money

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

Investing your savings

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Everything's gone up."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

Pizza time.

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

'I started out as a yes man, but I've evolved into a plucky devil's advocate who always sides with the boss in the end.'

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

"I lost the groove."