Motel Magician Prints

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Team Leader

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Time Is Money

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Investing your savings

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Everything's gone up."

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

'I started out as a yes man, but I've evolved into a plucky devil's advocate who always sides with the boss in the end.'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Pizza time.

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

"I lost the groove."

'Wait a minute....!

Man rotates profit chart so it shows growth not loss.

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.