Motel Mysteries Prints

'Isn't that a coincidence. . . you're the third John Smith we've had tonight.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Barks in code.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

hard-boiled egg...

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'You know too much,'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Bermuda Triangles

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

$1: Family Secrets

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"I said slime."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."