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'Isn't that a coincidence. . . you're the third John Smith we've had tonight.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Barks in code.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

hard-boiled egg...

'You know too much,'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Bermuda Triangles

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

$1: Family Secrets

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"I said slime."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

Stonehenge Explained

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"