Morale Monitor Gifts

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Ethics exam cheater.

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Nun Binning the Devil

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

"Hello Mr. Wibley. I haven't seen you in church lately!"

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

Encouraging pats on the back.

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

Liberty and capital punishment.

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Here's one from your office staff. They would like to know how long the mice can play?'

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Virtue is its own reward. Vice works on commission.

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'It's going to take more than than this to help the 25,000 employees we laid off feel better.'

'I TOLD you Adam needed a role model.'

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'

Devil vs Angel Duel.