Moral Battler Gifts

Angel and devil versions of a man prepare for a shoot out.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. We're looking for someone who can make all three of these work for us.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Get an afterlife!'

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Crisis of values

"I love it, the chief loves it, the client loves it, but the gods don't love it."

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

The tortoise and hare

'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'

'I imagine you were pretty nervous addressing an army of experts.'

"Sure I know right from wrong. Right is what Mom tell's us to do."

Holding the moral high ground

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

Attorney General John Ashcroft

'Mr.Shumway here is our visiting ethicist.'

'I know the difference between right and wrong, but it hasn't held me back.'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

'Sorry, but we already know who we're going to hire for our new ethics director. We just posted the job for show.'

'Well, technically speaking, we do have a conscience...'

"Don't go there."

Aesop's Fables - Dog and His Own Reflection

Devil vs Angel Duel.

'In my experience, for good to triumph over evil, it needs a little help from the NEUTRAL.'

"Are you listening to those bloody influencers again?"

'Don't worry about doing the right thing. There'll be plenty of time for that when you're fired, retired, or reincarnated.'

Good V Evil.

"Before you go through the gates of heaven think back to the early days of the internet. Did you ever visit or post anything homophobic, racist or sexist? Tell me now or I will find out."

'When do you last remember having your soul?'