Moose Pillows

'All I ask is that these ol' antlers don't end up over some dadblamed hunter's fireplace.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat and mouse

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Miami Mice

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

S**t Threw a Goose

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

Your Country Needs MOO!

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

'Shall I be moth?'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Xmas

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

My arms are tired, too – I'm starting to think this whole evil thing isn't temporary.

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

'I have no idea what they are but they give me the heebie jeebies.'

'Ok, the cat's away. Time to play.'

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

A moose carries a woman's things up a hill.

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

Jungle Man swinging from hang mans rope.