Moose Tracker Pillows

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

Elephant Tracks.

'If you ask me, they're after your bank account number.'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

'All I ask is that these ol' antlers don't end up over some dadblamed hunter's fireplace.'

Canadian Alcoholidaze.

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Shooting in Ireland

'I know his tracks go that way - that's why I'm going this way.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

A moose carries a woman's things up a hill.

"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."

'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

Surprising Deer Tracks

"What do you say we follow something else?"

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."