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Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

Elephant Tracks.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'If you ask me, they're after your bank account number.'

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?' Moles prepare for their assault on a newly mowed lawn

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

A moose carries a woman's things up a hill.

'I know his tracks go that way - that's why I'm going this way.'

"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 5.

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Shooting in Ireland

Canadian Alcoholidaze.

'All I ask is that these ol' antlers don't end up over some dadblamed hunter's fireplace.'

"I don't like large groups. I can never remember what our plural is."

'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'

"What do you say we follow something else?"

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

Surprising Deer Tracks

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'