Moose Mugs

'All I ask is that these ol' antlers don't end up over some dadblamed hunter's fireplace.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat and mouse

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Miami Mice

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

S**t Threw a Goose

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

Your Country Needs MOO!

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Shall I be moth?'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

A Vet's Fight with a Chimpanzee

Xmas

Mooseturizer: Tired of those annoying Dry and Chafed antlers?

"I'm looking for something with more closet space."

'I have no idea what they are but they give me the heebie jeebies.'

'Man, I feel great. Not like one buck, but a million bucks.'

'Ok, the cat's away. Time to play.'

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

The advent of profanity: Noah to 3 monkeys: 'Only pairs are allowed on my ark, so one of you has to go!'

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

Jungle Man swinging from hang mans rope.

A moose carries a woman's things up a hill.