Moonlit Gourmand Pillows

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Planting by the Moon.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Just one more choccy...

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Dijon Vu

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

God Cooks Up Evolution

Capturing a Cook

'The full moon is so romantic, isn't it?'

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

The Moonlight Sonata

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

Floating away