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''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

Planting by the Moon.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Just one more choccy...

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

Dijon Vu

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"Love the cheese - not so sure about the presentation."

The experience was exhilarating. You could eat like a pig and weigh nothing.

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Capturing a Cook

God Cooks Up Evolution

'The full moon is so romantic, isn't it?'

"A moonlit night is a soul's delight!"

"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

"The book, How to Serve Man! It's. . . It's a cook book, filled with recipes that use MSG and transfats!"

"Now this is what I call a thanksgiving break."

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

The Moonlight Sonata