Late-night Gourmand Pillows

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Beanirrito"

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Cook in the cookery section.

"Fresh pepper?"

Bookworm group

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

Mouse shopping after hours

Pizza and Related Searches.

Dijon Vu

Capturing a Cook

'That's the last time I have cheese for supper...!'

Diet Enforcer

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock

"I think we need one that shows the oldest food in the country."

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

'The students must be back then.'

"At this time, if everyone would please switch their palates to airplane mode."

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

'Don't wait up for me, Dear. I'm taking a wok on the wild side.'