Late-night Gourmand Gifts

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"Beanirrito"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

Cook in the cookery section.

"Fresh pepper?"

Bookworm group

"It's just - this McDonald's closes at midnight."

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

'This fridge is fitted with CCTV.'

Mouse shopping after hours

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

Pizza and Related Searches.

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

Dijon Vu

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

Capturing a Cook

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

Diet Enforcer

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'That's the last time I have cheese for supper...!'

Books in the 'Food Section' of a library have been half eaten.

"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock

"I think we need one that shows the oldest food in the country."

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

"At this time, if everyone would please switch their palates to airplane mode."

'The students must be back then.'