Moonlight Hustler T-Shirts

"I agree teachers are underpaid, however...."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

The Real American Dream

The New Business Power Suit

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"Honey, you're sleepworking again."

'When the curse is upon Dave he's never sure whether to use the bathroom or the garden.'

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"They don't care what Folkways is paying. They won't play after the moon sets."

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

Floating away

"Hold on a minute, Heidrick and Struggles is on the line."

'Sorry, not tonight: My mum said you can't come over for a sleepover during the full moon anymore...'

"Damnedest eclipse I'VE ever seen."

"No you can't take Timmy howling at the moon tonight: It's a school-night!"

'I forgot my keys!'

"I'm a superhero for the benefit of mankind. It's my day job in a call centre that pays the bills."

"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."

Moose Paddle Boarding

"The commute is rough today."

"And now, if I may, I'd like to put You on hold for a moment while I have a few words with Mammon."

"Did you know that one-third of all business start-ups were launched by moonlighters working on another company's time?"

'Nothing on TV tonight - want to go out and howl at the moon?'

Bill struggled for years trying to make a name for himself in the city.

'Your teacher called and said the school concert tickets you sold me for $20 were free.'

Edmond's former career as a rapper would often screw up his bank heists.

'It's a full moon - wanna drive up on the ridge for a little meaningless howling?'

"The stars are twinkling and the moon is full. Would you like to go for a walk?"

'I need to find a balance between my job and my second job.'