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"Honey, you're sleepworking again."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

"Listen, I'm not going to keep letting you in and out all day."

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'It may be night here, but I'm day trading in Australia.'

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

'It's 10 PM -- Do you know how your stocks are performing?'

'I can't believe I phoned my ex at 4 in the morning and go the wrong number. Still, if I look on the upside...it's lucky I didn't get the right number.'

'No, no coffee for me thanks, it's almost dawn: It would keep me up the whole day...'

"See you in the morning."

"If any place is open at this hour. I need to pick up something from the 19th century."

'I thought you were supposed to be a day trader!'

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

'Boy! Those 911 operators sure get snooty when you call at 4 a.m. and ask them to translate the words to Frere Jacques.'

"When I said I was 'all-in', I meant I was going to bed... and I'm not saying that just because I lost the hand."

"This next one's for anyone out there who might still be awake."

'Joking or non-joking?'

"I'm getting too old to work the graveyard shift."

"I'm impressed...Baldo stayed up all night studying."

"Honey, you awake? I’m feeling frisky — let’s go shopping."

"Of course i can talk...can you fly?"

"I want you to meet Ted. Ted's a would-be anchorman."

Bloggs and co Builders apologise for any convenience caused

"Last time I burned the midnight oil it triggered the fire alarm."

Winter Mornings

The stench of corporate corruption grew worse each day. And every night Earl did hid best to clean it up.

'Someone's always burning the midnight oil around here.'

'Dad, I know that I should follow the chain of authority, but I'm going over your head by asking Mum if I can stay up late.'