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Ghostwriting the Bible

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Myths and legends...

Stonehenge Explained

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Invisible clothes

Moses as a child.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

Life is ghoul

If Other Nations Mourned Like the U.S.

It was a match made in heaven.

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

Illustration for 'A Legend of Camelot', scene 2.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

"Yeah, right, Noah. Like THAT'S gonna work!"

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

'That better not be a second rib scar, Adam.'