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Ghostwriting the Bible

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Stonehenge Explained

Invisible clothes

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Myths and legends...

Moses as a child.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

It was a match made in heaven.

Life is ghoul

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

"You're not fooling me. I can spot 'fake mews'."

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

Illustration for 'A Legend of Camelot', scene 2.

'Poor Adam -- he lost his head start ALREADY.'

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

The cry rang out. "There's gold in that there castle in the sky!" And the great beanstalk rush of 1849 had begun.

The chip - Loyal worker, tireless teacher, friend

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

'That better not be a second rib scar, Adam.'