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'This is great, a fruit you can eat, drink . . . and wash your ears with.'

Muscles

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Myths and legends...

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Musical genres

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Moon Souvenirs

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

The Music Lover.

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Body Building Mishap

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.