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"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I've asked Gracie to bring a traditional Latino dish to share with the class!"

Muscles

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

Upper West Side Story

'The highest court in the land.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

Merry Kissmas

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Boarway Show

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

Masterpiece?

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'