Moody Teenager Sympathizer Pillows

"Don't worry your daughter is fine. She's just crabby as hell, and I don't want it to spread."

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

"They're at that age where it's only cool to wag ironically."

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

Suddenly...puberty hit Irwin!

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

Twig, do you

"They have been in a terrible mood these days. You know how painful it is when they start developing legs."

"This test wasn't fair! No way it's an accurate measure of what I know!"

Anarchist rebel teenager has eaten all his advent calender chocolates (isn't he naughty).

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

'I know a trap when I see one.'

Right v. Wrong Side of the Bed

"I don't understand how all the girls grew taller over the summer!"

"Maybe Baldo and I should talk...alone."

"We're getting way too old for this place."

"Don't mess with him - he's a hard bastard. . . !"

'Good news Mom. I got into the college of your choice.'

"Thanks for straightening out his teeth.Now, can you do anything about his hunch?'

'Kevin! Would it kill you to pick up some clothes around here?' 'Don't wanna risk it, Mom...'

Already self-conscious wearing a bra for the first time, Doris couldn't help but feel everyone was staring at her.

'Hello Childline... my parents just don't rock.'

"So Estella has a boyfriend...and she believes cool cars are foolish. But, somehow, I still find her alluring. I feel so...so...confused."

"How could I get up on the wrong side of the bed? It's against the wall?"

How's it going? - 'Rarrrrr!!!' - 'Ah... time of the mon-' - 'I'll be back with the table.' -

"I don't understand...if we toilet-paper Sylvia's house and make a big mess, it's a sign of affection?"