Mood Reverser Gifts

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Mood Swings.

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Alf and Misery Guts

"What's it all about?"

Hot Cross Bun

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Psychotic mood swing.

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

"Is something bothering you?"