Mood Reverser Pillows

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Mood Swings.

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"What's it all about?"

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

Alf and Misery Guts

Hot Cross Bun

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

Psychotic mood swing.

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

"Is something bothering you?"