Mood Oscillators Gifts

'Ted hates parties.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"What's it all about?"

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Mood Swingometer - Tetchy/Calm.

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

Rainy Days

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

Mood Swings

'There goes ol' 'Dark Cloud' Bob again.'

'I'm in a good mood bad mood.'

Emoji masks for the gamut of emotions.

"You can cast a pall in there."

I try to maintain my bread and butter joie de vivre, but sometimes the dill creeps in.

"Oh no - I hate this guy."

Fed-Up Clock

'He hasn't been himself lately - let's hope it stays that way!'

"Just in time. We need ballast."

"Harold doesn't believe in smiling."

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are gray...'