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'Ted hates parties.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'I hate the moods yuo wake up in!'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"What's it all about?"

'Every time he lectures about serotonin, he puts me to sleep.'

"Your Father's just in a bad mood."

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

"Sounds like you're suffering from slow self-esteem."

'She vacillates between PBS and PMS.'

Mood Swingometer - Tetchy/Calm.

Rainy Days

"The day had not started well... he had woken too grumpy to even complain."

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'

"Thanks. I feel much better now."

"You can cast a pall in there."

'I'm in a good mood bad mood.'

Mood Swings

'There goes ol' 'Dark Cloud' Bob again.'

'He hasn't been himself lately - let's hope it stays that way!'

Fed-Up Clock

"Harold doesn't believe in smiling."

"Oh no - I hate this guy."

I try to maintain my bread and butter joie de vivre, but sometimes the dill creeps in.

"Just in time. We need ballast."

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy, when skies are gray...'

Dog and Owner Both Wandering Around in A Cloud.