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The Button of Self control

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Mood Swings.

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"Mush on."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Hot Cross Bun

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"Prozzac"

Vacuuming Up the Mood

"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."