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The Button of Self control

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Unhappy man with 'rabbit-ear' fingers behind his head.

Mood Swings.

How Optimism Works

Back to school.

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

"It doesn't do you any good being depressed about your job, because you're stuck doing it for the rest of your life."

"Mush on."

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Hot Cross Bun

"For the sake of morale, Duffy, could you at least try to look stressed?"

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

"All drinks are half-priced during happy hour. . . but only if you can prove you're happy."

Anger Management Class: Gone berserk, back in one hour.

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

"Hurricane Ralph has been degraded to a tropical depression …." I know just how he feels.

"You're a very complex carbohydrate."

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."

Bipolar Institute - grIN and pOUT.

"Prozzac"

"This medication doesn't have any side effects, just up-and-down effects."

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"