Mood Magician Gifts

"Which you am I talking to now?"

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Darling, I'm Experiencing Widely Varying Mood Swings....

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

Medical Cabinet

"Oh, I'm feeling alright. My post holiday elation is cancelling out my seasonal affective disorder."

"Yes, we now have smart mirrors that can read your mood."

I must get back to the office - I'm supposed to be on the warpath.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Stealing thoughts.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

Joe's Bar: Happy Hour 5-9, Utter Despair 10-12.

'Why am I such a grouch?'

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

Hot Cross Bun

Alf and Misery Guts

"Since the operation, the slightest thing sets him off."

"Why am I a nurse? In my former lives I was a mind-reader, a juggler and a scribe."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

"Changing room, my foot! You're still a grump."

'I'm sorry, but 'irrational exuberance' is now officially considered a mood disorder.'

"Is something bothering you?"

A party mood prevails! Entertainment will last all night.

Human mood