Moo-dramatist Gifts

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

Scarpia from Tosca

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

A man taking a bow

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Comedy and tragedy masks

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'Hard to follow...'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

John Masefield.

James Barrie.

Eugene Ionesco

The Modern Godot

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

Henrik Ibsen

Nikolai Gogol

To Be/Not To Be

Modern Day Hamlet.

Euripides

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

"It's a profit and loss statement. Read it with gusto!"

"Shakespeare wants to kill off the leads and destroy any franchise potential. I tell you these artist types can never see the big picture."