Moo-dramatist Gifts

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Jean-Paul Sartre

Southwark Fair.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Scarpia from Tosca

Comedy and tragedy masks

A man taking a bow

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'The classic masks of Comedy and Tragedy, or as they're now known, emoticons.'

Henrik Ibsen,

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Hard to follow...'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Tosca stabs Scarpia

"Less hair doesn't mean less work!"

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

John Masefield.

Eugene Ionesco

James Barrie.

Samuel Beckett

The Modern Godot

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'You are in court today, so I've got to take you into make up.'

I can read this audit, but HOW should I read it...What is my MOTIVATION, how do I bring these figures to life,make them sing!... Colin often wondered whether accountancy had been the right career choice for him

Henrik Ibsen

Oscar Wilde

Modern Day Hamlet.

Nikolai Gogol

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

To Be/Not To Be

Euripides

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

'I'm playing a crowd member in the Easter pageant. I was going to play Pilate 'til I found out I'd have to wash my hands.'