Moo-d Economist Pillows

'Everyone else is getting a Stimulus Package, mine just happens to be in a Pint.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Cow writer.

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

Police Cow!

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Financial Eyesight

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

Sorry, Rudy, no way can I raise your pay to $15 an hour. Why not? 'Cause that would destroy jobs. What would you do for a job once I moved the caf

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

Claude

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

Pollution and money

An doomsayer stands at a waterfalls' edge.

"We're trying to put the fun back into filing taxes."

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

Botox!

'Well, that was when a pretty rock was worth a pretty rock...'

"A preliminary market analysis indicates that money can buy us love at approximately $21.75 a bushel."

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

'...and if my taxes are cut, I promise to stimulate the economy.'

"The pound is reaching parity with Liz Truss."

'The dollar fell against all major currencies this morning, and then, while getting up, bumped its head, REALLY HARD, on some sort of coffee table. I'm afraid that's all we have right now. Stay tuned for further updates.'

'Government economists said today's stock market drop was due to 'normal gravitational forces'.'

'Today, a downturn in 'social conscience' stocks on news that 'nice guys finish last'.'

"No, it's not funny. But it's in the tradition of funny."

'The End is Near'

News and Magazines. New Economic Data. They say a rising tide lifts all boats. My problem is I keep capsizing in the turbulent waters.

Santander Bank pays out cash by mistake on Christmas Day