Moo-dy Conspirator Pillows

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

The Anti-Agent

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Walt Disney on ice."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Alien Assumption

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

The Da Vinci Cod

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

Gremlins 47

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

The evidence destroyed

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'

"I remember driving to Roswell and then it goes blank."