Monument Monologuer Pillows

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

StonesHendge.

Redecorating Easter Island.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Stonehenge Ticket Office

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

A monument gets down from his plinth.

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

"They ruin the landscape!"

First aid and sculpture

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

The Chicken of the North

'The professor would have wanted it this way. He always was a breast man.'

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

'Hello, Trompe L'Oeils-R-Us, Croydon office...'

"It's the tomb of the unknown Sculptor."

Stone Henge - "OK, I'll take it, but I want it next to the A303 in Wiltshire."

Daniel Chester French

Mount Rushmore Selfie

Thoughts about a comfort

I hate changing FROM Daylight Saving Time.

Stonehens.