Monument Marvel T-Shirts

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Soldier, Statesman, Patriot and Pointer

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Redecorating Easter Island.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"I think I'm lost."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Stonehenge Ticket Office

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

'It's an honest piece.'

Alpine Pipe

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

"They ruin the landscape!"

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

Skiing

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'

"We have some architects in our colony."

Penguin and polar bear watching Eskimos throw snowballs.

'What luck, Jane. There's no line at the lift.'

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'