Monument Marvel T-Shirts

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Soldier, Statesman, Patriot and Pointer

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'I told you Nick's an absolute scream.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"I think I'm lost."

Lady Liberty's Self-Care

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Stonehenge Ticket Office

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

"They ruin the landscape!"

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

Alpine Pipe

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

'It's an honest piece.'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

You are now leaving Echo Valley - please call again!

Skiing

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

"We have some architects in our colony."

'It's a good thing everything is illusory - My keister hurts like crazy!'

Tour guide: 'And there it IS folks! The start of Switzerland's spectacular snow-capped mountains!'