Monument Hunter Pillows

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Pirate

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Archaeologists discover a football

Redecorating Easter Island.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

StonesHendge.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'It's a treasure map.'