Monument Hunter T-Shirts

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Pirate

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

StonesHendge.

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Archaeologists discover a football

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

'It's a treasure map.'