Monster Movie Buff Pillows

"Who ordered the Manhattan?"

'OK, that's five votes in favor of saving the historic old hotel, and one vote for stomping it to bits and eating everyone inside!'

'I'm right in the middle of something... okay... bread, milk and eggs... yes, I can remember that.'

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Life on Earth - Why bother?

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I decided to start flipping houses."

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

Solar Frankenstein

'I told you not to order the stake.'

Don't just stand there! Give me a hand!

"Dang - I can't go when someone's watching."

'What do you want to drink?' - 'Bloody Mary.'

"Remember, it's bad luck to eat a building that has a 13th floor."

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

"I'll take a screwdriver and my friend will have a bloody mary."

"I think I hear a squirrel in the attic. Can you go check it out?"

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Godzilla?'

'You should have knitted me into a pretty sweater when you had the chance!'

"I'll see what he says. He's the most level-headed of the family."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"OMMMMMMMMM..." "AAAAAAAA!"

"Was it someone you ate?"

"Wasabi?"

Night of the Zombonies.

"Hugh fans!"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Oops. Oops. Oops."

Yum. TV dinner!

"You'd have thought that being a werewolf would have solved the male pattern baldness."

G.O.P.zilla

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Stop playing with your food!"

"You were right...it is Godzilla."