Monster Movie Buff Gifts

"Who ordered the Manhattan?"

'OK, that's five votes in favor of saving the historic old hotel, and one vote for stomping it to bits and eating everyone inside!'

'I'm right in the middle of something... okay... bread, milk and eggs... yes, I can remember that.'

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

Solar Frankenstein

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I decided to start flipping houses."

Life on Earth - Why bother?

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

"I'll take a screwdriver and my friend will have a bloody mary."

"I think I hear a squirrel in the attic. Can you go check it out?"

Don't just stand there! Give me a hand!

'What do you want to drink?' - 'Bloody Mary.'

'You should have knitted me into a pretty sweater when you had the chance!'

'Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you Godzilla?'

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

"Remember, it's bad luck to eat a building that has a 13th floor."

"Whatever happened on that other island, this is the way he likes it now."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Wasabi?"

"Get those things away from me- I can't stop eating them."

"I would imagine he's on his way to stop things in the big city."

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

"OMMMMMMMMM..." "AAAAAAAA!"

"Was it someone you ate?"

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Stop playing with your food!"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"Can we not argue in public? Buzz me up and let's discuss this calmly."

King Cow

"You know I always cry at these things!"

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

Banana Boat

"Oops... That could be trouble."